Perry Fletcher

Wow. Of all the days to have to take Hermione to the Orthodontist, it would be on the Day When The Shit Hit The Fan! I miss all the fun.

Fellow employees, I have to say I am a nosy brat and I would love to trawl through your ~SECRETS~ but luckily for you, I'm a Nice Guy. I do have a big ol' bag of skittles that go perfectly with gossip, but I think I'd feel obliged to spill some of my own secrets in kind.

That's why my hair is so big. IT'S FULL OF SECRETS.

Skittle anyone? You know you want to taste the rainbow with me.

Is it over? Are we safe?

Happy Monday everyone! I raided Dunkin' Donuts on the way in to work. Luckily the boxes didn't get smooshed in my basket. First come, first served! No cherry glaze, though - they're for Zoe.



Tempting, eh?

Oh, and while you're here, you can make an appointment with me for a cover. My paper tray is not nearly full enough.

Some of you know that I used to work for Apple way back before my life was illuminated by you beautiful people. Working for Apple had its perks. I don't like to name drop, but Steve Jobs and I are still pretty close. You won't believe what he gave me.

THE NEW IPHONE.

I just - JFKDSJGKLJAKFJDKJAFDKLGJKAHDFKJALJD!!!1EXCLAMATIONMARK!

I'm not allowed to keep it, but he tends to give them to people so they give it a test run. If anyone would like to see what the epitome of awesomeness looks like, swing by my desk.

It's so small!